Comedy song by John Shuttleworth aired on the BBC Radio 4 Vote Now Show in the build up for the UK General Election 2010. Lyrics: If Nick Clegg was called Nicholas Voters would think him ridiculous But as he's just plain Nick Clegg People assume he's a right good egg If only Gordon and David Would shorten their names as he did Think of the votes they'd get from an admiring electorate Wouldn't you put a tenner on... Somebody called Dave Cameron? He sounds a like a friendly bricklayer Or even a professional darts player (Dave, you require double-five - Well he wants number 10) If only Gordon was Don Brown His ratings would never have gone down A Don you would never close a door on Whereas Gordon is a moron (he's gone a bit quiet hasn't he, the lad who did that one) By the way, I wonder if you knew... That Nick Cleggs' a former member of Kajagoogoo Oh no! That's not Nick Cleggs, that was Nick Beggs Apologies I've made a slight boo boo If Nick Cleggs was called Nicholas Voters would think him ridiculous But as he's just plain Nick He's as solid as a brick He's the one the others must lick Shame his middle name is Benedict (no I'm only joking )
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